About playing cards, dangerous travel and a bridge
This time it is an english MSTing.^^
Much fun!
Momi^.~
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Scenery: Di, Hana and Momi are sitting on the sofa and playing cards, as in the radio, which is already on since two hours, plays the song “I`m with you” by Avril Lavigne.
<I'm standing on a bridge>
Momi: This girl wants to commit suicide?Ôo
Di: What made you think of that?Oo
Momi: Oh, come on. Nobody is standing on a bridge just for fun. At the very most because of a traffic jam.-.-
Di: If you say so.-.-
Hana: *taps Momi* Hey, it`s your turn.
Momi: Okay. *lays a card* Di, you have to draw two cards. *g*
<I'm waiting in the dark>
Momi: Okay, which pig stood her up?
Hana: Momi, concentrate on the game, please.-.-
Di: You too, Hana. *lays a card* You have to draw four cards. *g*
Hana: Damn it. Not again!>.< *draws four cards*
Di: XP
<I thought that you'd be here by now>
Momi: The hope dies at least, right?-.- *lays a card*
<There's nothing but the rain>
Momi: *Irony* Yes, sure. There`s no bridge, no town, no people, just rain.-.-
<No footsteps on the ground>
Momi: Girl, there CANNOT be footsteps on the ground, because every normal human wears shoes on a bridge, you know?
Di & Hana: XD
<I'm listening but there's no sound>
Di: What?! No sound?! Impossible!O.O
Momi: Exactly. You are on a bridge, girl, there have to be row like hell.-.-
Hana: Hello-ho! Is anyone still playing cards with me?
Momi & Di: *simultaneous* Sorry.
<Isn't anyone trying to find me?>
Momi: Oh~ the poor, poor girl got lost. A bag of pity.
Di: *opens the bag*
Bag: Muahahaha!
Momi: That`s the false bag, Di.-.-
Di: Sorry. I always confuse the one with the other.^^°
<Won't somebody come take me home>
Momi: It’s uncomfortable on a bridge, isn’t it?-.-
Hana: Uhm… Momi… That sounded a little bit suggestive…^^°
Momi: Really?Oo
Hana: Uhm… Yes…
Momi: Oh man!T^T
Di & Hana: Only women are in here, you know?-.-
Momi: Should I say “Oh woman” or what?XD
Di & Hana: You’re right. That sounds stupid.XD
<It's a damn cold night>
Momi: It’s REALLY damn cold in here. *is freezing*
Di: Hana, have you forgotten to close the window AGAIN?<`____´<
Hana: *annoyed* I beg your pardon, Your Royal Highness! I go and close the window immediately! *rolleyes* *stands up and close the window*
Momi: What’s wrong with you, Hana?Ôo
Hana: *sits again* Nothing. I’m just a little bit mad-humoured.-.-
<Trying to figure out this life>
Hana: *Shakespeare-like* To be or not to be, that’s the question!
Di & Momi: That fits.XD
Hana: By the way “fitting”, my card fits. Mau mau.X3
Di & Momi: Oh no!Oo
Hana: You have no idea, how much I needed that!X3
<Won’t you take me by the hand>
Di: *Irony* Oh, are you frightening, poor girl?
Momi: You should be frightening, Di. I have only one card left. And you four.X3
Di: I don’t think so. *lays a card* Now be so nice and draw two cards.^___^
Momi: Shit.>.< *draws two cards*
Hana: XD The game isn’t finished before the last card is lying on the pile, right?XD
Momi & Di: Exactly.-.-
<Take me somewhere new>
Momi: Wait a minute. I’m a little bit irritated. Didn’t she want to home?Ôo
Di: Actually, yes.Ôo
Momi: Then why she wants now to go to a new place? I don’t get it.>.<
Di & Hana: *simultaneous* Me too.>.<
<I don't know who you are>
Momi: But you want to be taken by him to a new place. O-KAY.-.-
Di: Momi, your turn.^____^ *has only one card left* *Momi too*
Momi: Let me take a look. *suddenly smiles*
Di: I don’t like it, when she smiles.Oo
Momi: And that has a good reason. *lays her card* Mau mau.X3
Di: Oh no! *sad*
Hana: Don’t worry. We play again.^___^
<But I... I'm with you>
Momi: That sounds, as if she is at death’s door and says to someone, that she will always be with the person in the person’s heart.Oo
Di: For me it sounds like Stutter-Bill out of Stephen King’s “ES”XD
<I'm with you>
Di: You see, girl, you can say that without stuttering.^___^
<I'm looking for a place>
Momi: Oh, I forgot, it’s a damn cold night there, so you’re looking for a warm place.
Hana: But below a bridge she won’t find that place.XD
<Searching for a face>
Momi: Have you lost your own?Ôo
Di & Hana: *split their sides laughing*
<Is anybody here I know>
Momi: Where should I know that from?Ôo
<'Cause nothing's going right>
Di: How right you are. *sigh* I’m losing again.Û.U
<And everything’s a mess>
Di: *looks around* When did you tidy up your room last time, Momi? It looks here, like a bomb had stroke.Ôo
Momi: Hey! If you had rearranged the whole furniture, your room would have looked much worse.-.-
<And no one likes to be alone>
Momi: Me too. But do I have a choice?-.-
Di: What are you talking about?Ôo
Momi: I’m sure, you have no idea, how many times I have to be several hours alone at home.-.-
Di: Oh, I got it. But the girl means “to be alone the whole time”, you know?
<Isn't anyone trying to find me?>
Momi: Where’s the bag of pity right now?
Di: Somewhere. No idea. Why?
Momi: Than, it doesn’t matter.
Di: Oo
<Won't somebody come take me home>
Momi: Listen, if the home doesn’t come to you, you have to go to the home.^^
<It's a damn cold night>
Momi: Not really. I’m warm.^___^
Hana: I’m not surprised. You wear a thick sweater.-.-
<Trying to figure out this life>
Momi: You aren’t the only one, who has that problem.-.-
Di: The life is full of surprises and you never know, what’s coming next.^^
<Won’t you take me by the hand>
Momi: Sweet! She wants to go with someone hand in hand.X3
Di: Let’s play one more time Mau mau.^0^
Hana & Momi: Okay.^^
Di: *shuffles the deck and hands out six cards to Momi, Hana and herself*
<take me somewhere new>
Momi: *looks at her own cards* Girl, you know, that travelling in other countries can be very dangerous.
Di: Especially if you’re not vaccinated. *lays a card* Diamonds, please.^^
<I don't know who you are>
Hana: And even more dangerous is to travel with a person, you don’t know. *lays a card* Draw two cards, Momi.X3
Momi: Not yet. *lays a card* Di, draw four cards please.X3
Di: Damn it.>.< *draws four cards*
Hana: Now you know, how I felt last time.X3
<But I... I'm with you>
Di: Stutter-Bill’s back!XD
<I'm with you>
Momi: *Irony* She isn’t tired of life, is she?-.-
Di: Why do you think so?Ôo
Momi: Do you know one person, who wants to travel voluntarily with a stranger?-.-
Di: Of course not.
Momi: You see?-.-
<Oh why is everything so confusing>
Momi: *Irony* I don’t know. Maybe because you want to travel with a stranger?-.-
Di: Momi, draw two cards, please.X3
Momi: *growls* *draws two cards*
<Maybe I'm just out of my mind>
Momi: Everything is possible.XD
<Yeah yeah yeah>
Momi: XDDDD
Hana: What’s the matter?Ôo
Momi: I had to think about a German song called “Da da da”.XD
<It's a damn cold night>
Momi: You should wear something warm, really.
<Trying to figure out this life>
Momi: Wait a minute, “this” life?Ôo
Di: Yes.Ôo
Momi: How many lives has she got?Ôo
Di: Maybe, nine. Like a cat.
Momi: I won’t be surprised, if that’s indeed true.-.-
<Won't you take me by the hand>
Momi: *as the girl* What are you waiting for? Take me by the hand! I don’t have a plenty of time!
Hana: *laughs*
Di: *clears her throat* Uhm, Momi, I don’t want to pass the eternity here too, so please play a card.Ó.Ò
Momi: Oh, right, it’s my turn.^^° *plays a card* Draw two cards, Hana.X3
Hana: *thinks* Oh great.-.- *draws two cards without saying something*
<take me somewhere new>
Momi: For the last time: travelling is dangerous!>.<
Di: Especially you should take care of the game situation, Momi.X3
Momi: Why?
Di: Well, let me explain that this way: You have five cards, me and Hana have at a time one card and it’s my turn. Got it?X3
Momi: This is a normal game situation, isn’t it?Ôo
Di: Okay, I let speak my card. *plays her card* Draw two cards, Momi. Oh, and: Mau mau.X3
<I don't know who you are>
Momi: And for the last time: travelling with a stranger is quite more dangerous!>.<
Di: Don’t forget, Momi, you have to draw two cards.X3 *sips apple spritzer*
Momi: That must be a fault. *lays a card* You meant four cards for sure, didn’t you? And not me have to draw but Hana.X3
Hana: Oh, I’m so sorry, but I can’t do that. *lays her card* Because of that.X3
Momi: Oh no, I have lost! *laughs*
All three: *laugh*
<But I... I'm with you>
Momi: That’s dangerous!>.< … Ah, forget it! I give it up! She will do it anyway.-.-
Di: You’re right. She won’t learn that anyway.-.-
Hana: Maybe that’s some kind of rap?Ôo
Momi: I don’t think so.-.-
Di: Although… I’ve heard, rap was called in former times stutter and was curable.XD
<I'm with you>
Momi: The famous last words.XD
Hana: So much for that.-.-
Di: The End.-.-
Momi & Hana: The End indeed.^^ *turn off the radio*
